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Richard Ferris: He thinks we’re incompetent?
Kila: He seems to think I’M incompetent. I don’t know about you. Probably. You’re with me.
Richard Ferris: ARE you incompete-
Kila: NO.
Richard Ferris: Oh, we have email!
Kila: Prolly spam
Richard Ferris: I’m just going to check it anyway.
Greetings. My name is Diphtheria Jenkins. I control this planet and if you’re here with intent to conquer I suggest you get lost before I have to DO SOMETHING about you. Thank you, goodbye.
- Sincerely, Diphtheria Jenkins
PS: ‘Do Something’ means doing something really nasty. PPS: To you.
Richard Ferris: Oh My Gosh
Kila: Aaach, hold on, I’ll handle this.