Richard Ferris: I don’t want to get married, Mom. I like being single.
Mom: I want grandbabies.
Richard Ferris: Florence isn’t married.
Mom: Your sister is a ninja, she doesn’t have the time.
Richard Ferris: And I’m a thief for hire, mom, I’m busy too.
Mom: I don’t like you being a thief, it’s not respectable. You should have gone into fraud.
Kila: FERRIS!
Richard Ferris: Oh- Kila wants me, Mom, I gotta go.
Mom: And another thing, I don’t like you working with that barbarian wo-
Kila: There you are, I have a piece of crap you must send to our boss.
Richard Ferris: You found something already?
Kila: I found a piece of crap.