Kett: Kao?
Os: The CEO of the biggest consumer robotics company in the galaxy?
Kett: I know what Kao Labs is, what’s Kao doing in a garbage dump?
Os: I don’t know, he’s an insane person! He blew up one of his research centers just to spite the head of TylTechnics. He bought a Jukani slave girl to run across the universe looking for some useless piece of old tech and then sold her when she found it. He dumped his fiancée because she wore blue one day. He’ll sabotage researchers who don’t even work in his field. And he always wears those red sneakers. He has fifty pairs of the same shoes.
Kett: And you made him mad?!
Os: It was an ACCIDENT
NEARBY
Pilau: (sigh) I shouldn’t have threatened those kids, they’re harmless. They’re looking for stuff to sell in a dump. They can’t find Earth, I disabled the tracker and the part is still in my office. What would they do if they DID find it? I probably just ruined their day and my only good shoes for nothing. What do you think? Justified caution or just being a jerk?
Clanker: Why, sir, I haven’t been programmed with the ability to criticize your decisions!
Pilau: I’ll ask Kila, she doesn’t have that problem. Set a course back to Mirentia and then delete our current location from your memory.