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League of Planets: Mirentia: Kao Labs Campus (Private Property)
Nosy Reporter: Dr. Kao! Do you have any comments about the rumors of a recent “gray goo” spill? What are your thoughts on the Shanian Empir’es recent threat to stop importing your company’s translation chips? What should I tell my viewers about your refusal to answer very simple questions?
Pilau: I’m about to enter a restricted area. If you follow me inside, the automated turrets will not recognize your face and will vaporize you.
Clanker: ACTUALLY-
Pilau: Shh. Floor 51, please.
Elevator: YES, SIR.
Clanker: PLEASE ALLOW ME TO OFFER A CLARIFICATION. WE DO NOT HAVE AUTOMATED TURRETS. ALL TECHNOLOGY IN THIS AREA COMPLIES WITH LEAGUE SAFETY STANDARDS.
Pilau: Query: What is a “bluff”?
Clanker: QUERY NOT UNDERSTOOD.
Pilau: I see. I’ll be sending you a wireless software update later.